The 5-Gazillion Star Hotel

During a break between meetings, our Legoland Florida client asked me to give some thought to how we could advertise their new luxury hotel for kids as a 5-star hotel when it lacked some amenities necessary to legally do so. My immediate response: Do exactly what a kid would do. Introducing the world’s only 5-Gazillion Star Hotel. Nanny nanny boo boo, lawyers.